Weird Al-Amish Paradise
BackWeird Al mit Armish Paradise: Amish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she is very plain but thats just perfect for an Amish like me you know I shun fancy things like electricity at four thirty in the morning I am milking cows Jabbadiah feeds the chickens an Jacob ploughs fool Ive been milking and ploughing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I m the man of the land Im into discipline got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin but if I finish all of mite durs and you finish dine then tonight were going to party like in sixteen ninety nine we better spend in most of our lives living in an Amish paradise a churn butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise its hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise we sell cruets of discount rice living in an Amish paradise a local boy kicked me in the but last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care in fact I wish him well cause I will be laughing my head off when he is burning in hell but I have never punched a tourist even if he deserved it an Amish with a tool you know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat and my homies agree I really look good in black fool if you come to visit you will be bored to tears we havent even paid the phone bill in three hundred years but we arent really quaint so please dont point and stare were just technology impair theres no phone no life no motorcar not a single luxury like Robinson Crusoe it is primitive as can be we better spend in most of our lives living in an Amish paradise were just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise theres no time for sin and fights living in an Amish paradise we dont fight were only nice living in an Amish paradise hitching up the buggy churning lots of butter rave the barn on Monday soon I raise another think you really righteous think you pure in height then I know I am a million times as humble as thy heart Im the palmaceous little which I want to be like on my knees day and night scoring points for the after life so dont be vain dont be whiny or else my brother and I have to get medieval on your hiny we better spend in most of our lives living in an Amish paradise were all crazy meanness living in an Amish paradise theres no cops and traffic lights living in an Amish paradise but you probably think it bites living in an Amish paradise OooohhhhUhhhHoohhUhhh Yeaaaahhh pfrrrrrrrr
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Uploaded: July 24th, 2008 @ 1:54 am
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